Top Las Vegas Shows:

Phantom - The Las Vegas Spectacular

Absinthe

PeepShow

Hard To Get Las Vegas Shows and Show Ticket Tips:

Buy well in advance, but remember: some tickets are not released more than three months ahead. Keep checking back. For reserved seat shows (most Las Vegas shows), the earlier you buy, the better the seats.

This page covers aspects of adult entertainment in Las Vegas and thus uses adult language.

Where Are The Strippers?

Taking the night off at Ghostbar, The Beach, Ra, etc. At least on Monday and Tuesday nights.

Seriously, Las Vegas has numerous strip clubs, both nude and topless. Despite gambling and 24/7 liquor, nude clubs are not allowed to serve alcohol. So pick topless and liquor or all nude and soft drinks.

So which one should you go to? Topless clubs like Olympic Gardens (two blocks north of Stratosphere), Crazy Horse Too (1/2 mile west of Sahara Hotel), and Club Paradise (1 mile east of The Aladdin across from Hard Rock Hotel) are located the closest to The Strip.

We don't take advertising from, nor endorse strip clubs at this time but will tell you that you'll have a great time at any of those if looking for adult entertainment without a long cab ride.

Why do we note the best clubs close to The Strip? Little secret: Taxi drivers get kickbacks for taking you to various clubs. If you get in the cab, they will probably try to divert you to a different club than you asked to go to.

Why? Longer ride to make them more on the fare, the club they want to divert you to pays them more than the one you want to check out, and you get taken for an idiot, tipping them extra for the "great information" without knowing you are getting screwed.

Ask your buddies who have been to Las Vegas which strip clubs they liked. Ask your blackjack dealer or bartender. Ask the bellboy or even the valet guy when he is delivering your car. Anybody but the cabbie who is getting a kickback for suggesting certain clubs. Then go and have fun!

Insider Secret: Because of the kickback they get, often a bellboy or valet attendant can get you a free limo to a strip club for a party of 4 or more during slow times of the evening and week. Why? The hotel limo driver will split the kickback from the club with them, and you get a free limo ride.

What Are My Odds Of Taking Bambi/Jasmine/Angel Back To My Room?

She leaves you with the impression that you are the most special guy in the world, and you are sure that unlike the other 1000 guys she lap dances every year, she really likes you.

And she really likes you until your wallet is empty and you have cash advanced your limit for the night. Then she moves on to really liking another guy at the club.

If you look really good, have a great gift of gab, and are possibly exactly what she looks for in a man, you have a very, very slim chance of meeting back up with her and possibly her friends (both male and female) after she leaves work for drinks.

If she likes you past that, a slim maybe for what you really want. But if you attract women like that, forget the strip clubs and hit the real clubs. Even if you are "Mr. I Get Laid All Of The Time" in your hometown, she probably has a kid with her musician boyfriend who she heads straight home for. And while you are in town to get laid, she lives and works and otherwise has a normal life here.

Go to have fun, drinks, and see nude women and you'll have a good time.